Partings to the Jester

We write this anonymously and collectively. We thank you for making us laugh. Never would one expect a Bosmer to approach them carrying over one thousand pounds of ancient Nord equipment and to be propositioned so brashly. Though you asked us all and we all rejected you we thought the least we could do would be to accompany you on one of your adventures. Most of us have little to no skill in battle, but were able to defeat the foes you lured to us. At that point we were ready to leave you there to die. You then congratulated yourself on our victory and made reference to our shapes. You were about to get a slap to the jaw when you simply keeled over and died. At first we were confused, then we realized, you truly thought yourself to be a brave warrior, a hero. In memory to how you removed the clothing from all those we had killed, we have done the same to you. We placed your lifeless body here on this boat.